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Rhodesian Brushstroke Low Profile Boonie

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Your Price: $420.69

Part Number: FFV-AF2023

Availability: Out of Stock.

Description

You spoke out, we listened! Boonies on the tactical market today have annoyingly wide brims, making you look your Uncle Elmer on a fishing trip, rather than the tactical Alpha-Sigma-grindset-operator-schzioposting-lifterpilled-chud-Chad that you truly are. As such, we've adapted the legendary Rhodesian Brushstroke pattern into an outstanding one of a kind low profile hat, to truly augment your operational tactical Alpha masculine penis-enlarging gun slinger capabilities - guaranteed.

Features:

50-50 polycotton ripstop construction in Rhodesian Brushstroke
Priced competitively with everything else on the tactical market
Extremely low profile brim measure a very manageable 12" inches
Fishing/Bucket hat style ventilation holes
Enjoys long walks on the beach and likes to give you back rubs
Double sided "slouch" hat style snap buttons
Full adjustable chin/yoke strap
Grey man potential in a tactical-kinetic-field-dangerous-austere-operational environment guaranteed - no one will even notice you have a hat on
One size fit - up to 62cm circumference or 7 1/2" diameter heads
Multiple uses as a sun hat, nun habit, sombrero, bad tasting pancake - you can literally do anything with it!

All prices are in United States Dollars (USD). We ship internationally!

Rhodesian Brushstroke Low Profile Boonie

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