Czech Army "Idiot-Clip" Brown Ties

Are you too much of an idiot to tie your own tie? Did ya daddy not love you enough, you absolute mouth breathing moron? 

You can stop being a chump, dingus, pea-brain, thanks to the extremely big brained Czech Army! Very fashionable one-size fit all brown neck ties, with an easy clip so you can stop embarrassing yourself like the giant stupid dumbo you are. 

Get a brain, and get this tie, without spending an arm and a leg!