South African Defence Force Repro Slangvel Para Smock

$90.00

Okay, okay I get it. This jacket has a crazy diaper flap, and looks like your Uncle Cleetus' deer hunting', Fudd gun wavin', neo-con votin' jacket. I get it. 

However, the SADF slangvel has a rich design heritage going right back to the British and Canadian dudes that dropped into Normandy and Arnhem. It was in many ways the evolution of the Denison smocks, that continued to see service in tan variations by the Rhodesian and South Africans. 

Issued to the reflect the elite status of South African parabats back in the day, this thing will certain turn some heads among those "in the know". And yes, you can use it as a generic "Duuur huntin' jacket too, Uncle Cleetus.

Rhodesian Selous Pattern T-Shirt - Repro

 $35.00

Based off an original wartime t-shirt, attributed to none other than Lieutenant Colonel Ron Reid-Daly of the Selous Scouts, these outstanding lightweight shirts far exceeded my expectations. 

This is the closest to the real deal, and we spared no expense with the replicating a common aftermarket pattern made by the indigenous Rhodesian cottage industry. Don't be fooled by a knockoff, or weird sublimation polyester shirt.

Providing the wearer a solid athletic fit, and the best representation of an actual wartime t-shirt as worn by a Rhodesian soldier. As such, it's turned into my defacto work shirt whenever I'm doing anything Fireforce Ventures related. In fact, I'm wearing one right now as I write this!

Justin Trudeau Cuckold Battle Flag Patch

$8.00

Do you think Justin Trudeau got cucked by Idris Elba? 

Do you like honking? 

Do you like obscure English Civil War flags? 

Are ya pissed at the "fricken Libs?" 

If so, so, this is probably the flag patch for you. 

A black-face failed drama teacher hiding inside a barrel of maple syrup is a pretty good representation of what's goin' on up here. Stay frosty and never forget the Great Honkening of 2022.